Sports aren’t for me, and the gym is revealing,
I want to lose weight, but few options are appealing.
I could opt for surgery, or buy a treadmill
But neither option sounds like too much of a thrill.
A stationary bike?  Or maybe some crunches?
Or maybe give in and eat multiple lunches.
Wait a minute, I think that’s the ticket!
To Taco Bell I shall kick it.
Options a-plenty, chalupas abound,
With each taco salad I eat, I’ll shed many a pound.
With the Drive Thru diet, success is at hand,
I will achieve the results that I had always planned.
Wholefoods?  Bye bye!  Slimfast?  See ya!
It can’t be healthy if it isn’t wrapped in a tortilla.
Pomegranates and fish oil get all the press,
But it’s the Burrito Supreme that will let me fit into my old dress.
Seasoned ground beef, cheesy lava sauce,
These are the keys to epic weight loss.
Well it looks like some sort of celebration is in order,
Because much like my cholesterol, I’m heading south of the border.